Saturday, December 18, 2010
FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Since I've been FAT ..i mean pregnant lol i dont have to diet anymore....YAAAYYYYY!!!! so i eat lol a LOT .....
My first craving was red cool aid and beef ramen noodles other flavors wouldnt do lol
But now its Alfredo and oh how i love thee lol
My first craving was red cool aid and beef ramen noodles other flavors wouldnt do lol
But now its Alfredo and oh how i love thee lol
SO ENJOY BEING PREGNANT ...I AM LOL
C.A.N.T
"Can't" ..Can Achieve Not Trying ......A long time ago i learned not to use that word but now that im pregnant i have to use it a lot.... There is so many things you cant do while your pregnant. Such as:
1. DRINK (i dont know about you but who doenst like a pina colada from time to time....i mean really lol....even though you cant drink alcohol you can drink a glass of red wine a day but that ish is nasty ...trust me).
2.GET A PERM (like WTF?!?! I need a perm.My hair is not naturally straight -THANKS MOM! - so not having one is a killer).
3.TAKE TYLENOL (not that im a druggy i just get bad migraines ...)
4.TAKE EXLAX (pregnancy makes you extremely constipated which really suck that you cant take that ....ps dont do it i did it before knowing and it felt like i was dying).
5.TANNING(I dont know about everybody else but i like to look bronze).
FOR MORE INFO ON WHAT YOU CAN OR SHOULDNT DO WHILE PREGO CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE: http://www.minti.com/parenting-advice/1706/Whats-safe-and-whats-not-while-pregnant/
1. DRINK (i dont know about you but who doenst like a pina colada from time to time....i mean really lol....even though you cant drink alcohol you can drink a glass of red wine a day but that ish is nasty ...trust me).
2.GET A PERM (like WTF?!?! I need a perm.My hair is not naturally straight -THANKS MOM! - so not having one is a killer).3.TAKE TYLENOL (not that im a druggy i just get bad migraines ...)
4.TAKE EXLAX (pregnancy makes you extremely constipated which really suck that you cant take that ....ps dont do it i did it before knowing and it felt like i was dying).
5.TANNING(I dont know about everybody else but i like to look bronze).
FOR MORE INFO ON WHAT YOU CAN OR SHOULDNT DO WHILE PREGO CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE: http://www.minti.com/parenting-advice/1706/Whats-safe-and-whats-not-while-pregnant/
THINGS YOU DONT KNOW..........................
Or maybe you do But who cares........
1. Pica
This Pica ish is the weirdest thing ever...Its when pregnant women crave dirt,chalk and all this other weird ish. Crazy thing is no one knows what causes these cravings.
2. Stuffy Nose
20 to 30 percent of women experience a stuffy nose....And guess whose apart of that 20 to 30 percent ....you guessed it ME!! It can start as early as your second month and can continue until your baby's birth or even a few weeks afterward.
3. Excessive Salivation
Another one of my many symptoms.Which cause me to spit in a spit cup.
Those are just a few to find out more visit this page: http://www.mjbovo.com/pregexpect.htm
1. Pica
This Pica ish is the weirdest thing ever...Its when pregnant women crave dirt,chalk and all this other weird ish. Crazy thing is no one knows what causes these cravings.
2. Stuffy Nose
20 to 30 percent of women experience a stuffy nose....And guess whose apart of that 20 to 30 percent ....you guessed it ME!! It can start as early as your second month and can continue until your baby's birth or even a few weeks afterward.
3. Excessive Salivation
Another one of my many symptoms.Which cause me to spit in a spit cup.
Those are just a few to find out more visit this page: http://www.mjbovo.com/pregexpect.htm
Saturday, November 6, 2010
WTF!!!!! I'm FAT...................AGAIN!!!
Yes I said again..I spent most of my life being Thick, Voluptuous,Chunky,and Big Sexy lol (big and sexy is my favorite by the way).......Don't believe me heres a little proof...........
YES that Big and Sexy Lady was me!
Incase your wondering i wasnt that happy being that Big and Sexy.I weighed a whopping 280....Real Sexy Right?!?!?!
So i lost all the weight and turned into this Sexy Beast lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But after pregnancy hit I turned into this morbidly obese woman lol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
How Great!!
Incase your wondering i wasnt that happy being that Big and Sexy.I weighed a whopping 280....Real Sexy Right?!?!?!
So i lost all the weight and turned into this Sexy Beast lol>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
But after pregnancy hit I turned into this morbidly obese woman lol >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Hello World
Im not to sure of the sex of the baby but I hope its a girl....
Okay so I am writing this BLOG to show and tell the world pregnancy isn't what its cracked up to be lol...I mean its not all like I get to EAT all I want when I want and blame it on the BABY or I can be a BITCH and blame it on the extra hormones from my pregnancy.To be blunt and that I am it SUCKS!...I mean...I haven't had a day where I haven't been sick or spitting...Yes! i said SPITTING like WTF? who knew that being pregnant makes you excessively salivate...heres a ink about it if you have doubts >>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.babycenter.com/0_excessive-salivation-during-pregnancy_9454.bc
If you've looked at the link you'd know I'm kinda f***ed ...So during the next 5 and a half months you will be reading about my pregnancy (if you really want to its totally cool if you don't).
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